Need help with dating a shirt!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » December 16, 2004 1:41 pm

I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it.

Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 16, 2004 8:00 pm

citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.

And set up a PPV website?????

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » December 16, 2004 10:47 pm

ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.
And set up a PPV website?????

Ooooooooh, live shirt action!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 16, 2004 11:44 pm

island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.
And set up a PPV website?????
Ooooooooh, live shirt action!

Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!!!!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » December 17, 2004 2:01 am

ragtopW wrote:
island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.
And set up a PPV website?????
Ooooooooh, live shirt action!
Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!!!!

hmmm..sounds kinda familiar
gangin' up on 'em, shirts askew, gettin' all pulled up

sounds like SHIRTSGONE WILD!!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 21, 2004 3:23 pm

This has been half done for a while

OK lets talk a little dating a shirt etiquitte
Take a bath before a date,shave,
put on clean clothes, brush your teeth ,
use some cologne but not too much

Think, Is this going to be a one night stand?
IS this a special Shirt??
could this be the one???
or is this a Shirt with benefits??
or is this just a "beat the dudes in the office to the shirt?"

Dates are important, No going over to Joeys to fix his
ride stuff.. nooo
Dinner, or Take the shirt to a Concert,a Ballgame,
Out to a first Thursday is a nice thing. spend some
time with the shirt, find a band you both like, go dancing.
Be seen with this shirt!
when you are with a shirt no cell phones unless it's an
emergency.
do not leave the shirt alone to go grab a shot with your buddies

If this is a younger shirt and still living at it's parents house
be sure the shirt is home on time.
If the shirt lives on its own
be prepared for over night stays,
Clean the apartment, Vacum your place
hide any shirts that may be jealous, Make sure
the closet is clean and the other clothes
are on hangers clean and pressed
make sure you have a hamper
you are a guy so even if it is
a hang up Taz with a bag under his mouth
that is OK just a clean and used hamper
(shirts know when you are fronting)
NO clothes left in the washer or dryer!!!
make sure your iron and board stand tall

Check and make sure you have fabric softner and
dryer sheets. If your shirt does stay over and
needs cleaned you will score points..
clean sheets are a must
you might want to use the Fabric softner and dryer sheets
on the sheets too.. more points..

Good luck with your new shirt.

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » December 21, 2004 8:13 pm

citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there.

Good job getting it done right, Ragtop... (too much time on someone's hands.)
Here's one you left off:
Don't suggest on the first date: Why don't we get drunk and askewed?

Unless it's a one "night shirt."

livingstonbob · Post by **livingstonbob** » December 22, 2004 8:14 am

I'm afraid what will happen if I put my Captain Tony's T shirt next to my Caribbean Soul T shirt with a pretty lady on it. I don't want my closet to get all messed up, but there seems to be an attraction between the two t shirts!

Bob
Originally from Livingston Sat. Night Montana

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » December 22, 2004 8:20 am

livingstonbob wrote:I'm afraid what will happen if I put my Captain Tony's T shirt next to my Caribbean Soul T shirt with a pretty lady on it. I don't want my closet to get all messed up, but there seems to be an attraction between the two t shirts!

Similar thing happened to me in college. My Mets jersey got too close to my roomate's Yankees jersey and they tried to kill each other! We came home and the room was trashed and there were threads from the now torn jerseys all over the room! Live and learn dude, live and learn...

jimminy · Post by **jimminy** » February 2, 2005 3:08 pm

true that

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » April 10, 2005 11:58 pm

Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 11, 2005 12:06 am

I see we're dating shirts again.....

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 11, 2005 12:24 am

nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?

No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » April 11, 2005 12:30 am

ragtopW wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?
No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.

Is it a full moon?

None of the shirts I've ever dated had a full moon.....

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 11, 2005 1:11 am

island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?
No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.
Is it a full moon? None of the shirts I've ever dated had a full moon.....

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nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 3:55 pm

I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » April 12, 2005 4:29 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?

Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 4:40 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?
Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days!

But do you really think a towel would agree to a threesome in which a shirt is involved?? Being that they aren't worn at the same time, I was always under the impression that they are mortal enemies....

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » April 12, 2005 5:09 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?
Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days!
But do you really think a towel would agree to a threesome in which a shirt is involved?? Being that they aren't worn at the same time, I was always under the impression that they are mortal enemies....

is your shirt prejudice?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 5:23 pm

A1A BOUND wrote:is your shirt prejudice?

He sometimes where's a cone shaped hat and has been found burning pants on the front lawn if that's what you mean...