Need help with dating a shirt!

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » April 12, 2005 5:40 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:is your shirt prejudice?
He sometimes where's a cone shaped hat and has been found burning pants on the front lawn if that's what you mean...

are you sure you want to be with a shirt like that?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 5:53 pm

A1A BOUND wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:is your shirt prejudice?
He sometimes where's a cone shaped hat and has been found burning pants on the front lawn if that's what you mean...
are you sure you want to be with a shirt like that?

But he treats me really special!!! When he's not beating me that is...

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » April 12, 2005 6:00 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
A1A BOUND wrote:is your shirt prejudice?
He sometimes where's a cone shaped hat and has been found burning pants on the front lawn if that's what you mean...
are you sure you want to be with a shirt like that?
But he treats me really special!!! When he's not beating me that is...

i'm not one to judge but a jealous, prejudice, gay, wife beating shirt doesn't seem like something I would want on my back. maybe you should give the towel a chance.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » April 12, 2005 6:38 pm

nycparrothead wrote:But do you really think a towel would agree to a threesome in which a shirt is involved?? Being that they aren't worn at the same time, I was always under the impression that they are mortal enemies....

I think they could be together @ the same time..... if I have my shirt on and nothing else... I might grab a towel... to answer the door

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 7, 2005 2:46 am

nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....
Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?

I suggest dumping them both...
Shoot for something better... reward yourself... It's summertime... and there's a lot of fresh young tank tops and skirts just begging to be worn out this season...

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » July 7, 2005 9:22 am

HsvParrothead wrote:Shoot for something better... reward yourself... It's summertime... and there's a lot of fresh young tank tops and skirts just begging to be worn out this season...

I had an unfortunate incident with the straps that go over the shoulders on a tank top.... I won't ever make that mistake again!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 7, 2005 11:04 am

I definitely need to date a shirt today.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 7, 2005 11:38 am

buffettbride wrote:I definitely need to date a shirt today.

Yes, I felt like it might be that time again... for all of us...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 7, 2005 11:40 am

HsvParrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I definitely need to date a shirt today.
Yes, I felt like it might be that time again... for all of us...

Thank you Kevvy. It's much appreciated.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 7, 2005 11:41 am

nycparrothead wrote:I had an unfortunate incident with the straps that go over the shoulders on a tank top.... I won't ever make that mistake again!

Then perhaps a nice halter top is more your speed... kinda plain jane in most cases... but are still always there when you need them for support...
Not to mention... some have claimed there known for dropping to your knees at a moments notice

MikeInNOLA · Post by **MikeInNOLA** » July 7, 2005 2:38 pm

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:I see we're dating shirts again.....

I usually date my shirts by size

Over the past decade I have noticed many of my shirts seem to shrink while on the hanger! I first noticed it with the Large...which soon began to fit like a Medium....then the XL's began to fit like a Large!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 7, 2005 2:39 pm

MikeInNOLA wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:I see we're dating shirts again.....
I usually date my shirts by size

Over the past decade I have noticed many of my shirts seem to shrink while on the hanger! I first noticed it with the Large...which soon began to fit like a Medium....then the XL's began to fit like a Large!

So shrinkage is a problem for you when dating?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 7, 2005 2:40 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I had an unfortunate incident with the straps that go over the shoulders on a tank top.... I won't ever make that mistake again!
Then perhaps a nice halter top is more your speed... kinda plain jane in most cases... but are still always there when you need them for support...
Not to mention... some have claimed there known for dropping to your knees at a moments notice

a bandeau or a tube top might be more Shane's speed...

MikeInNOLA · Post by **MikeInNOLA** » July 7, 2005 2:41 pm

buffettbride wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:I see we're dating shirts again.....
I usually date my shirts by size

Over the past decade I have noticed many of my shirts seem to shrink while on the hanger! I first noticed it with the Large...which soon began to fit like a Medium....then the XL's began to fit like a Large!
So shrinkage is a problem for you when dating?

Musta been the cold water?

conched · Post by **conched** » July 8, 2005 6:43 pm

buffettbride wrote:I definitely need to date a shirt today.

If you go to this web site there are lots of shirts with no date

http://www.cafepress.com/hurricanewear/364325

The shirt thread survived too!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » July 8, 2005 6:45 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:a bandeau or a tube top might be more Shane's speed...

WTF is a bandeau?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 8, 2005 6:46 pm

conched wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I definitely need to date a shirt today.
If you go to this web site there are lots of shirts with no date

http://www.cafepress.com/hurricanewear/364325

The shirt thread survived too!

and Rick was just complaining about being alone tonight too

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 8, 2005 6:51 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:a bandeau or a tube top might be more Shane's speed...
WTF is a bandeau?

It's one of these:

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 8, 2005 6:53 pm

buffettbride wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:a bandeau or a tube top might be more Shane's speed...
WTF is a bandeau?
It's one of these:

Shane might have wax a bit for that have maximum effect.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » July 8, 2005 6:53 pm

buffettbride wrote:It's one of these:

Thats my kind of a shirt

If I ever had a shirt like that... I'd never take it off