Magic mirror

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Posted By sonofabeach
A lady wanted to have a boob job but she did'nt want to have surgery.
She went to an old gypsy woman who gave her a magic mirror and told her that all she had to do was stand in front of the mirror and say a poem about what she wanted and it would happen.
The lady took the mirror home and hung it on her bedroom door.
She stood naked in front of the mirror and said
"mirror mirror on the door,
make my boobs size forty four"
All of a sudden there was a POOF!!!!
and her boobs shot way out to fourty four d's.
A short while later her husband came home and when he saw her chest he said "Wow,what did you do?"
His wife explained what happened and then left the room.
Her husband looked at the mirror and decided that he wanted to use it too.
He took his clothes off and stood in front of the mirror and said
"Mirror mirror on the door
Make my penis touch the floor"
And then all of a sudden POOF!!!!
His legs disappeared!!!!!!

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Posted By Anonymous
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