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trouble dating a shirt

Post by ormz6 »

What are your thoughts on dating a pair of shorts? I got some new tan cargo shorts and wore them to the Yankees game. We got to meet Ron Guidry . Ron said we look great together. I hope my other shorts aren't jealous. :lol: :D :pirate: :wench:
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Re: trouble dating a shirt

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ormz6 wrote:What are your thoughts on dating a pair of shorts? I got some new tan cargo shorts and wore them to the Yankees game. We got to meet Ron Guidry . Ron said we look great together. I hope my other shorts aren't jealous. :lol: :D :pirate: :wench:
not so much...


NOW Willie Mays?? they would be GREEN with envy 8) 8)
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Post by aeroparrot »

I dated a shirt and a pair of shorts once, broke up with all of them.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

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Post by ragtopW »

aeroparrot wrote:I dated a shirt and a pair of shorts once, broke up with all of them.
three ways always end with one hating the other.. jealousy
comes in the color of Jade.. :lol:
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Post by Oz_79 »

I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!
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Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

Oz_79 wrote:I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!
:lol: :o :lol:
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Post by LIPH »

Oz_79 wrote:I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!
Were you wearing the underwear at the time? If you were, that shirt must be a real dog.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by Snowparrot »

Larry, what is the story of that tattooed shirt in your latest sig line?
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Post by uscgpirate »

Would anyone like to donate prizes to the US Coast Guard students of Yorktown VA? I figure we are all sea faring Parrot Heads and appreciate the Coast Guard. I am the manager of an enlisted club in VA. I'm looking for any prizes. NO CASH PLEASE!!! My golden egg would be two tickets to the Pro Bowl, but I'll take anything.

Many thanks

Angelika.I.Paul@uscg.mil :wench:
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Post by uscgpirate »

Would anyone like to donate prizes to the US Coast Guard students of Yorktown VA? I figure we are all sea faring Parrot Heads and appreciate the Coast Guard. I am the manager of an enlisted club in VA. I'm looking for any prizes. NO CASH PLEASE!!! My golden egg would be two tickets to the Pro Bowl, but I'll take anything.

Many thanks

Angelika.I.Paul@uscg.mil :wench:
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Post by conched »

So are these folks looking for new shirts to date?

Shirts do make nice prizes!!
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Post by uscgpirate »

I would date a shirt, but I tend to drink a lot of margaritas. You have a shirt to donate? Give it to me!!!

Thanks for your reply
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Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

uscgpirate wrote:I would date a shirt, but I tend to drink a lot of margaritas. You have a shirt to donate? Give it to me!!!

Thanks for your reply
so, are you afraid that the shirt would leave you if you drank too much?? I hate when that happens................. thankfully now that I'm older, it doesn't happen in public anymore :o

But once I'm home, if I drink to much it seems that my shirt always leaves me!!! and sometimes so do my pants
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Post by ragtopW »

8) 8)
Two new shirts to Date..
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

thank God my shirts still love me....
Carry on as you know they would want you to do. ~~JB, dedication to Tim Russert

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Find your passion
Life goes on until it ends
Don’t stop living
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Post by Snowparrot »

D onATE :roll: ?
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Post by ragtopW »

Snowparrot wrote:D onATE :roll: ?
Thought I misspelled...
:lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:thank God my shirts still love me....
one is a Mickey Mouse shirt!!!!
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Post by LIPH »

Snowparrot wrote:Larry, what is the story of that tattooed shirt in your latest sig line?
I was getting people (women) to sign it at the Topless Party Saturday night. The part in the picture, which you can't see very well, is where Megan wrote NICE OLD ASS and drew a mermaid with a nice rack. :lol: The shirt is the one we all got at the Frisco show in April, the Frisco Feeding Frenzy.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by Snowparrot »

Well, that shhirt will be going on lots more dates, I'm sure. :P
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