If I was a snob I'd keep everyone (including myself) away from that paint thinner you call parrottpi$$Capt.Flock wrote:bar snobpopcornjack wrote:I love you Christine, but up here, they call that a "Jersey Turnpike". I did have a regular in NY who would bring his own clamato juice to flavor his beer, but beyond that, I didn't let morons order drinks. I hate to sound like an a**, but I'm too good at what I do to let people drink crap.
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The 10 Best Reasons for Being a Bartender:popcornjack wrote:If I was a snob I'd keep everyone (including myself) away from that paint thinner you call parrottpi$$Capt.Flock wrote:bar snobpopcornjack wrote:I love you Christine, but up here, they call that a "Jersey Turnpike". I did have a regular in NY who would bring his own clamato juice to flavor his beer, but beyond that, I didn't let morons order drinks. I hate to sound like an a**, but I'm too good at what I do to let people drink crap.![]()
I just want people to enjoy their beverage experience with me.
1. You get to stay out late.
2. You give "Last Call" and still drink.
3. No kids allowed.
4. You never go home alone.
5. You know where the restrooms are.
6. Only one Happy Hour a day.
7. You know Hyme Lipshitz personally.
8. You get to reject the songs on the jukebox.
9. You don't have to ask - "Do you want fries with that?"
10. Tips.


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Capt.Flock wrote:omg you are THE MANpopcornjack wrote:Those are all good reasons, but you know what's even better? Being the guy in charge of the bartenders.![]()
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popcornjack wrote:I love you Christine, but up here, they call that a "Jersey Turnpike". I did have a regular in NY who would bring his own clamato juice to flavor his beer, but beyond that, I didn't let morons order drinks. I hate to sound like an a**, but I'm too good at what I do to let people drink crap.flipflopgirl wrote:no NEVER!!!!Capt.Flock wrote:of course i would not do thatflipflopgirl wrote:I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!Capt.Flock wrote:hey at the end of the night , broke and it is freeflipflopgirl wrote:![]()
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1:00 thats early, we stay open tell 2:30 and usually don't get home to 4:00!popcornjack wrote:Capt.Flock wrote:omg you are THE MANpopcornjack wrote:Those are all good reasons, but you know what's even better? Being the guy in charge of the bartenders.![]()
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Why do you think we locked the doors at 1:05, but didn't leave until 3:20 tonight?