Need help with dating a shirt!

[MrTwain]

I'm looking for a smart woman in a short shirt. If I found that, I'd date the shirt and the woman could tag along.

[rich_big]

No arms to hold you?

I was thinking the same thing.

I met a new shirt at Christmas but I wouldn't say we're dating yet. Still kinda wary; feeling each other out.

Wait a minute. As soon as you put it on, technically the shirt was at second base. And you are not dating it yet??

[ormz6]

well it's 50 degrees here in Buffalo in February. I haven't been dating any shirts lately ,but I fell in love with my new shorts I got to wear while scraping ice out of the driveway. Come spring we will be unseperable . Oh, congrats to the Pat Kane jersey owner. May you have a long and happy relationship. By the way he is from my hometown , SOUTH BUFFALO, NY . All the shirts here are very proud of him (the jersey that is)

[nutmeg]

I'm picking up three shirts in Hawaii for a fellow BNer to date

Some folks just like to play the shirt field....

[lminor26]

Be careful! They may be jealous of each other if you put them in the same bag! You may look in to find only ripped shreds of what could've been...

Unless you buy three of THOSE kind of shirts...Maybe check the sreet corners.

[ormz6]

Well , from reading all these different forums from thme to time I have a strong feeling
that many of you are Red Sox fans. So I hope you all are not offended that I started dating
a new Yankees shirt. It is absolutely beautiful. And we plan on spending a whole lot of time
together. Got shut out for Bubba tix So we're going to new Yankee Stadium instead . Of course I'll bring along one of my Carribean Soul tees along on the trip.

[aeroparrot]

When I came home, apparently I had a red stain on my shirt and my other shirts got jealous, they thought I was cheating on them. It turned out I had spilled some ketchup on the shirt I was wearing.

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Well , from reading all these different forums from thme to time I have a strong feeling
that many of you are Red Sox fans. So I hope you all are not offended that I started dating
a new Yankees shirt. It is absolutely beautiful. And we plan on spending a whole lot of time
together. Got shut out for Bubba tix So we're going to new Yankee Stadium instead . Of course I'll bring along one of my Carribean Soul tees along on the trip.

This could be a real problem..... Hatfield-McCoy sorta thing.....

I mean, it's one thing to own a yankees shirt..... but to actually DATE one..... OMG......

[aeroparrot]

Well , from reading all these different forums from thme to time I have a strong feeling
that many of you are Red Sox fans. So I hope you all are not offended that I started dating
a new Yankees shirt. It is absolutely beautiful. And we plan on spending a whole lot of time
together. Got shut out for Bubba tix So we're going to new Yankee Stadium instead . Of course I'll bring along one of my Carribean Soul tees along on the trip.

This could be a real problem..... Hatfield-McCoy sorta thing.....

I mean, it's one thing to own a yankees shirt..... but to actually DATE one..... OMG......

Time to pull out the guns.

[ragtopW]

Well , from reading all these different forums from thme to time I have a strong feeling
that many of you are Red Sox fans. So I hope you all are not offended that I started dating
a new Yankees shirt. It is absolutely beautiful. And we plan on spending a whole lot of time
together. Got shut out for Bubba tix So we're going to new Yankee Stadium instead . Of course I'll bring along one of my Carribean Soul tees along on the trip.

This could be a real problem..... Hatfield-McCoy sorta thing.....

I mean, it's one thing to own a yankees shirt..... but to actually DATE one..... OMG......

I could not catch up with the two fellows I saw on last years trip to
Yankee Stadium

older guys.. one was orange and it said. In black letters

" No I am not a Yankee Fan I am just waiting until the Giants come HOME"

the other one was Black with Orange letters
"New York Giants worlds record Roadtrip 1958 - "

[lminor26]

I have lost 15 lbs since Jan. I am excited that now I can date new and improved shirts. Is that wrong of me?

(Sorry, it has been rough lately at work, and this thread makes me smile. I just HAD to bump it to top.)

[tikitatas]

Today I am dating a Daytona Bike Week 2009 shirt that my brother brought back for me!

[Snowparrot]

I have lost 15 lbs since Jan. I am excited that now I can date new and improved shirts. Is that wrong of me?

(Sorry, it has been rough lately at work, and this thread makes me smile. I just HAD to bump it to top.)

Thanks! We all need our smiles (and our shirts ).

[springparrot]

I got a new shirt for Mother's Day, but it is too small, so hopefully, I can date a larger size soon


( I hate the GIRLS sizes they pass off for women )

[Bicycle Bill]

Just got done doing my laundry and hung the shirts outside to dry.
Does that mean that I'm now three shirts to the wind?

-"BB"-

[LIPH]

With the weather warming up I'll soon be dating polo shirts instead of dress shirts. Cheap dates, no dry cleaning bills.

[tikitatas]

With the weather warming up I'll soon be dating polo shirts instead of dress shirts. Cheap dates, no dry cleaning bills.

Polo shirts look pretty spiffy.

[medicaldawg]

I just thought you were looking into dating a shirt.

People have weird fetishes, you know??

objectsexual?

[Snowparrot]

I just thought you were looking into dating a shirt.

People have weird fetishes, you know??

and that, my phriends, is the (April 23, 2002) post that made this thread what it is today!
Only 3 posts and a thread was hijacked phorever!

[Bicycle Bill]

I just thought you were looking into dating a shirt.

People have weird fetishes, you know??

and that, my phriends, is the (April 23, 2002) post that made this thread what it is today!
Only 3 posts and a thread was hijacked phorever!

And you say that like it's a bad thing..... ?

-"BB"-