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bixxx
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Post by bixxx »

If I remeber correctly, it is sometime around the age of 16 that boys begin wearing their shirts untucked and just can't keep them in their pants till they meet that one special gal, who makes sure it is tucked in when ever he is out with his friends
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livingstonbob
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Post by livingstonbob »

I'm going to the Vegas concert. Is it was ok to pay to date a shirt, or is it illegal?

Bob
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Post by barefootpirate »

Dinner and a movie, then you should be able to get into that shirt, unless it's too tight.

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Post by crabman »

The she-crab just asked me to offer you $50 for the shirt...If you deliver it in person, I'll provide the tequila to complete the transaction...


:pirate:

crabman

P.S. THe shirt isn't for me, and the she-crab isn't into girls... :oops:
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Post by BlackBeard »

It fell back to page 2, this will help to keep it up front.
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Dating a Shirt safely

Post by Mango Picker »

You are dating a shirt with the end vision of slipping into her...

And you don't even know how old she is? Risky bidness...

I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
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Post by Key Lime Lee »

Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!

(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....) :D
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Key Lime Lee wrote:Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!

(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....) :D
Yeah, I here ya there, Lee. Sometimes an old shirt gives you the most comfortable fit. :wench:
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Post by frosted fins »

There's no such thing as an old shirt. Mature but not old.
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Post by Elrod »

Key Lime Lee wrote:Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!

(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....) :D
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Re: Dating a Shirt safely

Post by Sidew13 »

Mango Picker wrote:I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
An undeshirt and a 2nd shirt? WOW 2 shirts at once.. :D
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whatever
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Post by whatever »

sometimes i like to watch other people wear shirts...
i'm just tryin' to get by, bein' quiet and shy
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They're baaack.....
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Post by whatever »

has anyone ever videotaped themselves wearing a shirt?
i'm just tryin' to get by, bein' quiet and shy
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Post by Fruitcakes101 »

whatever wrote:has anyone ever videotaped themselves wearing a shirt?
:o This just brought it to a whole new level of strange :lol: :lol:
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Post by cctxsailor »

Sometimes I will put on a shirt so the neck is down and the tail is up.
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Re: Dating a Shirt safely

Post by phjrsaunt »

Sidew13 wrote:
Mango Picker wrote:I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
An undeshirt and a 2nd shirt? WOW 2 shirts at once.. :D
Well, as long as they're both consenting adult shirts.....
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Post by phjrsaunt »

BuPHett wrote:They're baaack.....
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This thread has now been looked at 3,695 times!!!!!!!!! Bwa haaaaaaa!!!!!!! :wench: :wench: :wench: :wench:
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Post by Sidew13 »

I like tring on different shirts in a store, and never paying for the first one.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Sidew13 wrote:I like tring on different shirts in a store, and never paying for the first one.
"My grandma always told me, 'Son, the first one's free!' " :D
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