Need help with dating a shirt!

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » April 6, 2004 12:50 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:Hmm.. were they both female ?
I wish! Now my fleece looks like it has bleach stains all over it!! Unfortunately, those ain't no bleach stains..
TMI
Well at least I didnt' go into detail about texture and taste.

well neither one used a cigar to taste it now did they ?

Parit5.0 · Post by **Parit5.0** » April 6, 2004 1:21 pm

Right now I'm sitting in the quiet student center between classes, while everyone else is studying, working, etc., and here I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! People are staring............

But, I needed the laugh! Thanks!!!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 6, 2004 1:23 pm

Parit5.0 wrote:Right now I'm sitting in the quiet student center between classes, while everyone else is studying, working, etc., and here I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! People are staring............
But, I needed the laugh! Thanks!!!

Ask the guy next to you if you can date his shirt... Report back to us with what he says!

Parit5.0 · Post by **Parit5.0** » April 6, 2004 1:30 pm

Umm.....There is currently nobody around me. I scared them away!
Wait-I'll go find someone!!!

CaribbnSoul · Post by **CaribbnSoul** » April 6, 2004 2:53 pm

I picked up a shirt for a hot date this past weekend. It was just hanging out to dry. I must say though, it was my first experience finding a date online.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 6, 2004 7:52 pm

CaribbnSoul wrote:I picked up a shirt for a hot date this past weekend. It was just hanging out to dry. I must say though, it was my first experience finding a date online.

NIIIIICE!!! LMMFAO!!

phwtb · Post by **phwtb** » April 6, 2004 9:53 pm

UnpopularPoet80 wrote:One of my good friends has given me an aqua-blue shirt that Says "Jimmy Buffett", has picture of a shack with a payphone and a dock outside, and at the bottom says "One Particular Harbour". On the back, in white letters, it has "I used to rule my world from a payphone". Im interested in finding out when and what this shirt is from-concert, etc. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Don't know if it's from a concert tour or not, but the Margaritaville Store in Key West sells them all the time. Might just be one of those "living the lyrics" series....

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 7, 2004 11:18 pm

The Red Shirt
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a Captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by pirates. As the crew became frantic, the Captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!".

The First Mate quickly retrieved the Captain's red shirt, which the Captain promptly put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.

Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!".
Once again, he was brought his shirt, and, once again, he put it on, and, although there were some more casualties, the Captain and his crew repelled both pirate boarding parties.

Weary from all the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battles?".
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a Captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound, and thus you men will continue to fight unafraid!". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all sending boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked again to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"

phwtb · Post by **phwtb** » April 8, 2004 10:50 am

LMAO....

TOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » April 8, 2004 12:40 pm

@ ILPH

This Easter weekend, be careful not to get egg on your shirt, or egg on your face.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 8, 2004 5:22 pm

Tiki Bar wrote: @ ILPH

This Easter weekend, be careful not to get egg on your shirt, or egg on your face.

Or for you ladies, don't let the shirt get into your eggs...

Gypsy In The Palace · Post by **Gypsy In The Palace** » May 12, 2004 1:49 am

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » May 12, 2004 2:35 pm

Hey when someone sees JMP ask him where Nicole's shirt is ?

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 12, 2004 3:13 pm

12vmanRick wrote:Hey when someone sees JMP ask him where Nicole's shirt is ?

probably in the same place he stashed my panties

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 12, 2004 4:11 pm

Moving soon, have to be careful so wifey doesn't see how many shirts have been in my closet

This is athe dating a shirt thread, panties are a whole nuther topic

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » May 12, 2004 4:42 pm

Connie says I have too many shirts and need to find homes for some of them.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 12, 2004 4:44 pm

pair8head wrote:Connie says I have too many shirts and need to find homes for some of them.

honey you have shirts that haven't seen the light of day in years. I just wanted room in your closet for MY shirts.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » May 12, 2004 4:45 pm

ph4ever wrote:
pair8head wrote:Connie says I have too many shirts and need to find homes for some of them.

honey you have shirts that haven't seen the light of day in years. I just wanted room in your closet for MY shirts.

Closet?

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 12, 2004 4:46 pm

pair8head wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
pair8head wrote:Connie says I have too many shirts and need to find homes for some of them.

honey you have shirts that haven't seen the light of day in years. I just wanted room in your closet for MY shirts.

Closet?

ok well wherever you put your clothes........

I can see we're gonna need a new house now

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » May 12, 2004 4:47 pm

ph4ever wrote:
pair8head wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
pair8head wrote:Connie says I have too many shirts and need to find homes for some of them.

honey you have shirts that haven't seen the light of day in years. I just wanted room in your closet for MY shirts.

Closet?

ok well wherever you put your clothes........

I can see we're gonna need a new house now

No not a new house just gotta remove my permanent guests.