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Posted: March 8, 2003 8:54 am
by bixxx
If I remeber correctly, it is sometime around the age of 16 that boys begin wearing their shirts untucked and just can't keep them in their pants till they meet that one special gal, who makes sure it is tucked in when ever he is out with his friends
Posted: March 8, 2003 6:52 pm
by livingstonbob
I'm going to the Vegas concert. Is it was ok to pay to date a shirt, or is it illegal?
Bob
Originally from Livingston Sat Night Montana
Posted: March 8, 2003 8:20 pm
by barefootpirate
Dinner and a movie, then you should be able to get into that shirt, unless it's too tight.
PHINS ^
Posted: March 8, 2003 9:27 pm
by crabman
The she-crab just asked me to offer you $50 for the shirt...If you deliver it in person, I'll provide the tequila to complete the transaction...
crabman
P.S. THe shirt isn't for me, and the she-crab isn't into girls...
Posted: March 9, 2003 9:26 pm
by BlackBeard
It fell back to page 2, this will help to keep it up front.
Dating a Shirt safely
Posted: March 10, 2003 12:00 pm
by Mango Picker
You are dating a shirt with the end vision of slipping into her...
And you don't even know how old she is? Risky bidness...
I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
Posted: May 18, 2003 3:40 pm
by Key Lime Lee
Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!
(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....)
Posted: May 18, 2003 3:41 pm
by phjrsaunt
Key Lime Lee wrote:Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!
(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....)
Yeah, I here ya there, Lee. Sometimes an old shirt gives you the most comfortable fit.
Posted: May 18, 2003 6:59 pm
by frosted fins
There's no such thing as an old shirt. Mature but not old.
Posted: May 18, 2003 11:10 pm
by Elrod
Key Lime Lee wrote:Has anyone here ever, in a drunken moment, put on a shirt that you stopped wearing a long time ago simply because it was there?!
(24 goddam pages back, but I found it....)
The thread that just won't die!
Re: Dating a Shirt safely
Posted: May 19, 2003 10:30 am
by Sidew13
Mango Picker wrote:I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
An undeshirt and a 2nd shirt? WOW 2 shirts at once..
Posted: May 19, 2003 12:22 pm
by whatever
sometimes i like to watch other people wear shirts...
Posted: May 19, 2003 12:28 pm
by BuPHett
They're baaack.....
Posted: May 19, 2003 1:12 pm
by whatever
has anyone ever videotaped themselves wearing a shirt?
Posted: May 19, 2003 1:27 pm
by Fruitcakes101
whatever wrote:has anyone ever videotaped themselves wearing a shirt?
This just brought it to a whole new level of strange
Posted: May 19, 2003 4:07 pm
by cctxsailor
Sometimes I will put on a shirt so the neck is down and the tail is up.
Re: Dating a Shirt safely
Posted: May 19, 2003 9:14 pm
by phjrsaunt
Sidew13 wrote:Mango Picker wrote:I hope you wear an undershirt. You don't know who else has been in that shirt...
An undeshirt and a 2nd shirt? WOW 2 shirts at once..
Well, as long as they're both
consenting adult shirts.....
Posted: May 19, 2003 9:29 pm
by phjrsaunt
Posted: May 19, 2003 9:37 pm
by Sidew13
I like tring on different shirts in a store, and never paying for the first one.
Posted: May 19, 2003 9:39 pm
by phjrsaunt
Sidew13 wrote:I like tring on different shirts in a store, and never paying for the first one.
"My grandma always told me, 'Son, the first one's free!' "