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Posted: February 27, 2004 8:20 pm
by Lightning Bolt
If you're having "close intimate relationship" with your shirt, and you insist on being "on top", wouldn't that make you a Jacket???
Posted: February 27, 2004 8:23 pm
by nycparrothead
Lightning Bolt wrote:If you're having "close intimate relationship" with your shirt, and you insist on being "on top", wouldn't that make you a Jacket???
Only if you are from
the hood!
Posted: February 27, 2004 8:38 pm
by Cubbie Bear
So you are saying the "layered look" is just sick
Posted: February 27, 2004 8:46 pm
by nycparrothead
All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.
Posted: February 27, 2004 9:04 pm
by Lightning Bolt
nycparrothead wrote:All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.
y'know, you'd think things would be gettin' all heated up in there, ... but it turns out to be a real fabric softener
Posted: February 27, 2004 9:23 pm
by nycparrothead
Lightning Bolt wrote:y'know, you'd think things would be gettin' all heated up in there, ... but it turns out to be a real fabric softener
LMMFAO!!!
The
TIDE certainly has
WISKed us
ALL around!
Posted: February 27, 2004 10:12 pm
by Cubbie Bear
I wore a shirt that I hadn't worn in years, and it was like we had never been apart.
Posted: February 27, 2004 10:24 pm
by tommcat327
nycparrothead wrote:All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.
sometimes i like to be with my shirt while in the dryer
Posted: February 28, 2004 10:21 am
by 12vmanRick
phtnt wrote:I dated a shirt once. There was no communication. Every time we talked, after a minute or two we were way off topic.
Sounds like you dated a thread from BN to me
Posted: February 28, 2004 10:28 am
by livingstonbob
You can take them to the cleaners, but if it's a female shirt, don't ask for extra starch. Makes them too stiff. Male shirts on the other hand...
Bob
Originally from Livingston Sat. Night Montana
Posted: February 29, 2004 10:56 am
by DejaLola
Have you ever bought a shirt after too much to drink only to find out it looked much better in the store before you wore it ?
Posted: February 29, 2004 2:12 pm
by PARROT HEAD MIKE
Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........
Posted: February 29, 2004 6:41 pm
by Gypsy In The Palace
Actually, it was April of 2002.
Posted: April 1, 2004 2:57 pm
by jimminy
three weeks and counting
Posted: April 1, 2004 3:32 pm
by Lightning Bolt
On this fine 1st day of April, I am proud to announce my engagement to my shirt
I really want to keep the ceremony to a nice MEDIUM, but it's likely to turn out to be a LARGE to X-LARGE affair, and I'd prefer it to be a casual fit, not some buttoned-down affair.
Posted: April 1, 2004 3:48 pm
by 12vmanRick
I had a thought here. Ya know if you can't even get a shirt to date you maybe you should just give up!
Posted: April 1, 2004 3:52 pm
by phjrsaunt
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........
I don't think it's even LEGAL in some states to folat your boat!
Posted: April 1, 2004 3:57 pm
by Lightning Bolt
phjrsaunt wrote:PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........
I don't think it's even LEGAL in some states to folat your boat!
hmmm ... So
that's what they're calling it now.....
Posted: April 1, 2004 4:37 pm
by citcat
Here in Tennessee, folating is only permitted on shore. Any folating on boats is punishable by detah. And by the way, wrinkled shirts are still beneficial to society. They just have more life experience.
Posted: April 1, 2004 7:58 pm
by finzup9
i would love to have a shirt like that
