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Posted: **July 21, 2004 10:54 pm**

jkortum wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:If you were dating a shirt, what would you do for black tie events?
If you were dating a shirt, and it was cold in your house, would you be obligated to sleep together???????? hmmmm........

Did you say sheep???

Oh! Sleep.. Sorry...

Posted: **September 2, 2004 9:47 am**

I need a New shirt!
sung to the tune of Huey Lewis's I Need a New Drug or Wierd Al's I Need a New Duck (which are the same)

I could just wear the Molson's beer shirt that says "I AM Canadian" ... and I'd be happy to send one to Jimmy, since he loves us so much!

Posted: **September 2, 2004 9:33 pm**

Just a word of warning, I washed some of my good Hawaiian shirts in with some concert tees. Now I have a drawer full of Hawaiian style polo shirts that I don't remember buying.

Posted: **September 2, 2004 9:36 pm**

Capt Cougie wrote:Just a word of warning, I washed some of my good Hawaiian shirts in with some concert tees. Now I have a drawer full of Hawaiian style polo shirts that I don't remember buying.

Does that make them illegimate shirts?

Posted: **September 2, 2004 9:38 pm**

big hat carmen wrote:
Capt Cougie wrote:Just a word of warning, I washed some of my good Hawaiian shirts in with some concert tees. Now I have a drawer full of Hawaiian style polo shirts that I don't remember buying.
Does that make them illegimate shirts?

does miscegenation mean anything at all to you?

Posted: **September 2, 2004 10:03 pm**

ragtopW wrote:
big hat carmen wrote:
Capt Cougie wrote:Just a word of warning, I washed some of my good Hawaiian shirts in with some concert tees. Now I have a drawer full of Hawaiian style polo shirts that I don't remember buying.
Does that make them illegimate shirts?
does miscegenation mean anything at all to you?

Yes, it does

Posted: **November 23, 2004 11:48 am**

Indeed.

Posted: **November 23, 2004 12:34 pm**

big hat carmen wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
big hat carmen wrote:
Capt Cougie wrote:Just a word of warning, I washed some of my good Hawaiian shirts in with some concert tees. Now I have a drawer full of Hawaiian style polo shirts that I don't remember buying.
Does that make them illegimate shirts?
does miscegenation mean anything at all to you?
Yes, it does

We must have respect for all shirts' existence.
Despite any misgivings, every shirt has a right to its' place among all other shirts.

I AM.... PRO-SHIRT

Posted: **November 23, 2004 1:53 pm**

Just wondering, those mixed-breed shirts....how many buttons do they have?

And do we really need buttons on our shirts? I SAY NO!

Posted: **November 23, 2004 2:04 pm**

Why did somebody bring this up again? I just got over the last shirt I was dating and this has brought back all the bad memories again!

Posted: **November 23, 2004 4:28 pm**

UnpopularPoet80 wrote:One of my good friends has given me an aqua-blue shirt that Says "Jimmy Buffett", has picture of a shack with a payphone and a dock outside, and at the bottom says "One Particular Harbour". On the back, in white letters, it has "I used to rule my world from a payphone". Im interested in finding out when and what this shirt is from-concert, etc. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

It's not a tour shirt...It is a Caribbean Soul shirt..I got my first on ine 1992...they retired it, then put it out again about a year or two ago

Posted: **November 24, 2004 8:00 pm**

The thread is BACK... and I nearly killed it in September!
I got a great new T shirt, too: my VPHC club shirt!

Posted: **November 24, 2004 8:02 pm**

I have many dirty shirts in my hamper. I was going to make them pure again, but I'm too lazy, so they're gonna have to stay dirty until Friday.

Posted: **November 24, 2004 10:29 pm**

I'm bi-shirt. Long sleeves. Short sleeves. Whatever. If the shirt fits, wear it.

Posted: **November 24, 2004 11:53 pm**

nycparrothead wrote:I have many dirty shirts in my hamper. I was going to make them pure again, but I'm too lazy, so they're gonna have to stay dirty until Friday.

mmmmmmmmm..... dirty shirts ........
very very dirty shirts ..........

Posted: **November 24, 2004 11:54 pm**

Lightning Bolt wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I have many dirty shirts in my hamper. I was going to make them pure again, but I'm too lazy, so they're gonna have to stay dirty until Friday.
mmmmmmmmm..... dirty shirts ........
very very dirty shirts ..........

Don't get too excited.. One of my shirts reeks of rotten salmon.

Posted: **November 25, 2004 8:16 am**

I just got a call from Steph that she found a shirt stuffed inside her Turkey!! So, who's is it?!?!?!

Posted: **November 25, 2004 11:00 pm**

nycparrothead wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I have many dirty shirts in my hamper. I was going to make them pure again, but I'm too lazy, so they're gonna have to stay dirty until Friday.
mmmmmmmmm..... dirty shirts ........
very very dirty shirts ..........
Don't get too excited.. One of my shirts reeks of rotten salmon.

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken? ??????

Posted: **November 25, 2004 11:40 pm**

nycparrothead wrote:Don't get too excited.. One of my shirts reeks of rotten salmon.

Sounds like the shirt I'm divorcing... oh sure, she claims she's just been lying around on the floor but the yellow stains in the armpits do not lie...

and the smell when I found her, OMG... dont get me wrong, I'm all about wearing out a cheap shirt but I have standards to ya know...

I use scented dryer sheets... and that smell certainly didnt come from the last time she was all over me

Posted: **November 26, 2004 9:53 am**

HsvParrothead wrote:I use scented dryer sheets...

That's the quickest way to turn a shirt gay dude.

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