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Posted: December 16, 2004 1:41 pm
by citcat
I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)

Posted: December 16, 2004 8:00 pm
by ragtopW
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)
And set up a PPV website?????

Posted: December 16, 2004 10:47 pm
by island_hopper
ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)
And set up a PPV website?????
Ooooooooh, live shirt action! :P

Posted: December 16, 2004 11:44 pm
by ragtopW
island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)
And set up a PPV website?????
Ooooooooh, live shirt action! :P
Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!!!!

Posted: December 17, 2004 2:01 am
by Lightning Bolt
ragtopW wrote:
island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)
And set up a PPV website?????
Ooooooooh, live shirt action! :P
Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!!!!
hmmm..sounds kinda familiar
gangin' up on 'em, shirts askew, gettin' all pulled up

sounds like SHIRTSGONE WILD!!! :D :P

Posted: December 21, 2004 3:23 pm
by ragtopW
This has been half done for a while
:roll: OK lets talk a little dating a shirt etiquitte
Take a bath before a date,shave,
put on clean clothes, brush your teeth ,
use some cologne but not too much

Think, Is this going to be a one night stand?
IS this a special Shirt??
could this be the one???
or is this a Shirt with benefits??
or is this just a "beat the dudes in the office to the shirt?"

Dates are important, No going over to Joeys to fix his
ride stuff.. nooo
Dinner, or Take the shirt to a Concert,a Ballgame,
Out to a first Thursday is a nice thing. spend some
time with the shirt, find a band you both like, go dancing.
Be seen with this shirt!
when you are with a shirt no cell phones unless it's an
emergency.
do not leave the shirt alone to go grab a shot with your buddies

If this is a younger shirt and still living at it's parents house
be sure the shirt is home on time.
If the shirt lives on its own
be prepared for over night stays,
Clean the apartment, Vacum your place
hide any shirts that may be jealous, Make sure
the closet is clean and the other clothes
are on hangers clean and pressed
make sure you have a hamper
you are a guy so even if it is
a hang up Taz with a bag under his mouth
that is OK just a clean and used hamper
(shirts know when you are fronting)
NO clothes left in the washer or dryer!!!
make sure your iron and board stand tall

Check and make sure you have fabric softner and
dryer sheets. If your shirt does stay over and
needs cleaned you will score points..
clean sheets are a must
you might want to use the Fabric softner and dryer sheets
on the sheets too.. more points..

Good luck with your new shirt.

Posted: December 21, 2004 8:13 pm
by carolinagirl
citcat wrote:I have a Christmas tshirt with a reindeer on it. And it hangs in the closet until I need it, amongst the Christmas sweatshirts. I don't know what they're doing in there all year, but my tshirt comes out very wrinkled and slightly askewed on the hanger. I think the sweatshirts are ganging up on it. :o Maybe I should put a tshirt-cam in there. 8)
:lol: :o :lol: Good job getting it done right, Ragtop... (too much time on someone's hands.)
Here's one you left off:
Don't suggest on the first date: Why don't we get drunk and askewed? ;)
Unless it's a one "night shirt."

Posted: December 22, 2004 8:14 am
by livingstonbob
I'm afraid what will happen if I put my Captain Tony's T shirt next to my Caribbean Soul T shirt with a pretty lady on it. I don't want my closet to get all messed up, but there seems to be an attraction between the two t shirts!

Bob
Originally from Livingston Sat. Night Montana

Posted: December 22, 2004 8:20 am
by nycparrothead
livingstonbob wrote:I'm afraid what will happen if I put my Captain Tony's T shirt next to my Caribbean Soul T shirt with a pretty lady on it. I don't want my closet to get all messed up, but there seems to be an attraction between the two t shirts!
Similar thing happened to me in college. My Mets jersey got too close to my roomate's Yankees jersey and they tried to kill each other! We came home and the room was trashed and there were threads from the now torn jerseys all over the room! Live and learn dude, live and learn... :-? :-?

Posted: February 2, 2005 3:08 pm
by jimminy
true that

Posted: April 10, 2005 11:58 pm
by nutmeg
Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?

Posted: April 11, 2005 12:06 am
by PARROT HEAD MIKE
I see we're dating shirts again.....

Posted: April 11, 2005 12:24 am
by ragtopW
nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?
No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.

Posted: April 11, 2005 12:30 am
by island_hopper
ragtopW wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?
No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.
Is it a full moon? :P None of the shirts I've ever dated had a full moon.....

Posted: April 11, 2005 1:11 am
by ragtopW
island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Can't let this thread die on us...

Has anyone dated a shirt from the current tour? Was it as nice as last year's?
No but I'm thinking about Dating one of those Hot shirts
From the Charelston M-ville
the one with the Tree and moon.. SHARP.
Is it a full moon? :P None of the shirts I've ever dated had a full moon.....
http://secure-antares5.com/acb/stores/3 ... D=2&Page=2


top of the page :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 12, 2005 3:55 pm
by nycparrothead
I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?

Posted: April 12, 2005 4:29 pm
by ToplessRideFL
nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?
Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days! :wink:

Posted: April 12, 2005 4:40 pm
by nycparrothead
ToplessRideFL wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?
Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days! :wink:
But do you really think a towel would agree to a threesome in which a shirt is involved?? Being that they aren't worn at the same time, I was always under the impression that they are mortal enemies....

Posted: April 12, 2005 5:09 pm
by A1A BOUND
nycparrothead wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I know this is way off topic but I have a question....

Following an unforgettable night of passion, I've recently starting dating one of my towels.... How can I carry on this relationship without my shirts finding out about it?
Talk to your shirt about bring another into the relationship... seems to be trendy these days! :wink:
But do you really think a towel would agree to a threesome in which a shirt is involved?? Being that they aren't worn at the same time, I was always under the impression that they are mortal enemies....

is your shirt prejudice?

Posted: April 12, 2005 5:23 pm
by nycparrothead
A1A BOUND wrote:is your shirt prejudice?
He sometimes where's a cone shaped hat and has been found burning pants on the front lawn if that's what you mean...