This has been half done for a while

OK lets talk a little dating a shirt etiquitte
Take a bath before a date,shave,
put on clean clothes, brush your teeth ,
use some cologne but not too much
Think, Is this going to be a one night stand?
IS this a special Shirt??
could this be the one???
or is this a Shirt with benefits??
or is this just a "beat the dudes in the office to the shirt?"
Dates are important, No going over to Joeys to fix his
ride stuff.. nooo
Dinner, or Take the shirt to a Concert,a Ballgame,
Out to a first Thursday is a nice thing. spend some
time with the shirt, find a band you both like, go dancing.
Be seen with this shirt!
when you are with a shirt no cell phones unless it's an
emergency.
do not leave the shirt alone to go grab a shot with your buddies
If this is a younger shirt and still living at it's parents house
be sure the shirt is home on time.
If the shirt lives on its own
be prepared for over night stays,
Clean the apartment, Vacum your place
hide any shirts that may be jealous, Make sure
the closet is clean and the other clothes
are on hangers clean and pressed
make sure you have a hamper
you are a guy so even if it is
a hang up Taz with a bag under his mouth
that is OK just a clean and used hamper
(shirts know when you are fronting)
NO clothes left in the washer or dryer!!!
make sure your iron and board stand tall
Check and make sure you have fabric softner and
dryer sheets. If your shirt does stay over and
needs cleaned you will score points..
clean sheets are a must
you might want to use the Fabric softner and dryer sheets
on the sheets too.. more points..
Good luck with your new shirt.