Posted: April 24, 2002 9:12 pm
When I was in high school, I had several one night stands with socks.
I'm so ashamed!!
I'm so ashamed!!
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Posted: April 24, 2002 9:15 pm
they SAY if you use a sock SA, you won't go blind!
Posted: April 24, 2002 9:18 pm
That would explain the 20/20 vision.
Posted: April 24, 2002 10:21 pm
u probably just tossed the sock aside after u dated it huh, dated its twin the next night?
Posted: April 24, 2002 10:51 pm
Michi - did you say tied?!
Uh-oh... don't give the mean moderator a reason to shut this thread down!
Thread! Get it?!
Uh-oh... don't give the mean moderator a reason to shut this thread down!
Thread! Get it?!
Posted: April 25, 2002 1:21 am
LMAO You guys are a bunch of stained collars. Sounds like you will dating any item of clothing not starched. I prefer starched they are stiffer.
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:18 pm
No! Tee shirt thread must not die yet!
Back to the top!
Anyone got any more bad puns?!
Back to the top!
Anyone got any more bad puns?!
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:23 pm
If I really wanted to sink low I could talk about Bill Clinton having relations with a blue dress but....
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:29 pm
I did have one about a turtleneck, but I thought better of it.. 
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:33 pm
I still want to know what kind of a freaky chick doesn't WASH the d*mned dress afterwards... can YOU say psycho?
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:36 pm
KeyLime..about the shirt in the closet..
refraining from jokes about moths eating it and moth balls..
well, it's still in the closet...not that there's anything wrong with that...
refraining from jokes about moths eating it and moth balls..
well, it's still in the closet...not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:43 pm
I hear they're building a new wing in the Smithsonian..
Included are Kennedy's pants (with Velcro/easy access waistband)..Clinton's cigar..J.Edgar Hoover's boustierre..
Is Monica's dress next?...How 'bout Gary Hart's boating shoes???
Included are Kennedy's pants (with Velcro/easy access waistband)..Clinton's cigar..J.Edgar Hoover's boustierre..
Is Monica's dress next?...How 'bout Gary Hart's boating shoes???
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:45 pm
Sorry pholks..BAD wears many faces...
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:49 pm
Speaking of bad, this Georgetown, Colorado mayor was an ex-stripper (the voters knew that before the election) and then got kicked out of office for doing bad things while in office.
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:51 pm
Here is a better pic of the former mayor:
Posted: April 25, 2002 2:51 pm
An elected official doing bad things while in office?...Appalling...Marion Berry..now there's a Mayor for ya!
Posted: April 25, 2002 3:09 pm
Did you mean before the election or before the erection.Phins Up.
Posted: April 25, 2002 3:38 pm
Nice bike!!!!
Posted: April 25, 2002 3:43 pm
Hey SA did you say you did it with socks? oooof, no comment!
Dating a shirt is nothing to laugh at people, this is a well known custom among the less fortunate. The only problem is finding one that is not to "tight" if you know what I mean.
Dating a shirt is nothing to laugh at people, this is a well known custom among the less fortunate. The only problem is finding one that is not to "tight" if you know what I mean.
Posted: April 25, 2002 3:44 pm
There's a bike in that picture?