Need help with dating a shirt!

UpstateNYPH · Post by **UpstateNYPH** » April 8, 2007 9:29 am

Oh no not again

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » April 8, 2007 10:20 am

Conolulu wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:And the poor guy who started this thread hasn't posted since 2002.

Maybe his shirt won't let him.....

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » April 8, 2007 10:25 am

Conolulu wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:And the poor guy who started this thread hasn't posted since 2002.
Maybe his shirt won't let him.....

Jealous shirts are the *worst*...

(I *so* needed a laugh this week!

)

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 8, 2007 11:45 am

after our Date last night my shirt needs a bath

it smells like smoke and strippers

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » April 8, 2007 11:20 pm

Thank You, thank you, nutmeg for bumping this thread!!!!!!
A few weeks ago when the BN Rolodex file became password protected, I just went with the flow as far as the "dateashirt" password.
Now I finally get it

KeyLimin · Post by **KeyLimin** » April 8, 2007 11:34 pm

nutmeg wrote:OK I was in a sad mood....and reading this thread always makes me laugh.

BTT so everyone else can laugh too!

Nutmeg, if your current shirt is making you sad, then it is time to shop around for a new one.

LaTda! · Post by **LaTda!** » April 9, 2007 10:36 pm

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » May 6, 2007 10:18 pm

Sooooo.....Anyone met any new shirts?

Some of you must have new dates from the latest concerts. I'd have to long distance date one....I haven't got tickets to any concerts this year.

Maybe one of you can proxy date a tour shirt for me

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » May 7, 2007 7:46 am

I think woman secretly would rather date a shirt.
We went to a party yesterday, and I wore a new aloha shirt.
I received numerous compliments from females on my shirt,
but none directed at anything else about ME.
Even my wife commented on how nice my shirt looked.
I may become jealous of my new shirt,
and refuse to take it anywhere again!

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » May 7, 2007 9:05 am

You ARE jeaulous of your shirt!

I want to get one of those new Hula Girl shirts.... just so people know that deep, deep inside, there's a hula girl in me yet. I think the date on which I'll get that shirt will be July 21, 2007.

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » May 7, 2007 9:17 am

Snowparrot wrote:You ARE jeaulous of your shirt!

I want to get one of those new Hula Girl shirts.... just so people know that deep, deep inside, there's a hula girl in me yet. I think the date on which I'll get that shirt will be July 21, 2007.

I picked up a bunch of $5 shirts in Cocoa Beach a few weeks ago.
I splurged and wore a nicer one yesterday though.

Tonight I will wear one of my favorite $5 ones for the first time-
it has dozens of grass skirted hula girls on it!

Since I'm done with shoes for the season, I'm hoping all the barefoot girls on the shirt will help to lessen any shock on the part of the hostess at the restaurant we are going to.

What would a night out with my professional colleages be without
some controversy from Longboardn'?

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » May 7, 2007 9:39 am

Since I'm done with shoes for the season, I'm hoping all the barefoot girls on the shirt will help to lessen any shock on the part of the hostess at the restaurant we are going to.

That's not just Dating a shirt,; that's Using a shirt! distracting attention from your gnarly old feet, eh?

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » May 7, 2007 9:59 am

Snowparrot wrote:
That's not just Dating a shirt,; that's Using a shirt! distracting attention from your gnarly old feet, eh?

As long as I get my $5 worth, I'll be happy.
I'll still make it up to the shirt though.
My best diversionary tactict is to arrive shirtless as well,
and struggle with pulling on the shirt as I walk in.
If they do bother to look down, they assume I will pull on the flips in short order.
Now that's REALLY abusing a shirt!!

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » May 7, 2007 10:11 am

OMG!!!

My shirt and I had such a WILD time on our date at the Houston concert that afterward he needed STITCHES!!!

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » May 7, 2007 10:23 am

PHarmGirl wrote:OMG!!!

My shirt and I had such a WILD time on our date at the Houston concert that afterward he needed STITCHES!!!

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!

Are all of your shirts guys?
I had never thought about it before,
but I had assumed my shirts were male.
Now I'm not sure about my new Hula Girl shirt.
Can a guy's shirt be a girl?
My sons call my sleevless shirts "Gay", but that's a whole nother story.

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » May 7, 2007 1:45 pm

Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:
PHarmGirl wrote:OMG!!!

My shirt and I had such a WILD time on our date at the Houston concert that afterward he needed STITCHES!!!

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!
Are all of your shirts guys?
I had never thought about it before,
but I had assumed my shirts were male.
Now I'm not sure about my new Hula Girl shirt.
Can a guy's shirt be a girl?
My sons call my sleevless shirts "Gay", but that's a whole nother story.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 7, 2007 1:50 pm

A while back, on Ebay, there was a listing of 20 Hawaiian shirts up for bid. I bid on them, but didn't get it.

There were Reyn Spooners and everything. I wanted those shirts very badly. Dating them wasn't the main objective.

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » May 7, 2007 8:23 pm

I had two new dates arrive from Hawaii today!

Two Reyn Spooners I won on ebay. I opened them up to admire them and then gave them a bath

They are all clean and date ready and in my closet now.

Now we need a place to go. A concert would be nice.....

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » May 7, 2007 8:27 pm

I need some new shirts.. is a week in Key West still a Date???

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » May 12, 2007 11:51 pm

I said good by to some old shirts today...