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A magician gets a job performing on a cruise ship. For his first three performances, the Captain of the ship sits directly in the front row, with his loyal parrot perched on his shoulder. On the forth performance, the parrot starts to announce to the stunned crowd exactly how each trip is performed. “It’s in his sleeve”…”His assistant has it”… “The card has a hole in it”…over and over again the parrot gives away each and every trick.

Later that night, the cruise ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The magician wakes up, floating on a piece of driftwood. At the end of the wood sits the parrot. For two days they float in the dark ocean, neither saying a word to each other. On the third day, the parrot finally breaks the silence by saying, ‘Ok, I give. Where’s the ship?”

Good one!

NICE!!!

LOL HEHEHE

LOL, that was a good one MICHI!!!!!

I'm surprised Dally understood it.

SA, keep the Dally bashing within its own thread...or threads....lets not start another, unless Dally is up to a three some?

You know I'm always up for a good threesome!!!!!

Dally likes 3-ways!! NICE!!!

LOL. . .you make me sound so bad SA!!!!

Stop it dally!!! You only like even numbers!

I know. . .but I still have to let SA think he's important

Here we go again!

Will you three either get a room or put on the gloves........

Nice joke Michi, by the way!

Thanks Dally.

I like to think I'm important too.

whatever...Dally..

I'm sorry Zero. . .I promise to never do it again

I'm glad you like to think that you're important SA!!!!!

What's wrong MICHI!!!!!

At least I can think it, right???

Exactly right SA!!!!!

Nothin much Dally,,,, How bout you