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What is the worst drink you have ever made..
the very thought of mixing the ingredients made you shiver..

I will start..


"Kaluha and Tomato juice"

" and HOLD the lime it will just ruin the drink"

Me.. "Too late"

Winner!

Red Wine and Rockstar Energy Drink

Irish Cream and Lime Juice (it starts to curddle)

ragtopW wrote:What is the worst drink you have ever made..
the very thought of mixing the ingredients made you shiver..

I will start..
"Kaluha and Tomato juice"
" and HOLD the lime it will just ruin the drink"
Me.. "Too late"

keynorthwestprthd wrote:
Irish Cream and Lime Juice (it starts to curddle)

isn't that a Cement mixer??

I have been wanting a good Margarita...so I have used (made from the can) limeade, with Gold Tequila and a splash of triple sec, it is doing its job! Not that bad.

But the worst I have every had? Hmmm, GAS

Grain
Apple Schnapps
Squirt

there was too much grain...WOW, could start a few cars with that

karat wrote:I have been wanting a good Margarita...so I have used (made from the can) limeade, with Gold Tequila and a splash of triple sec, it is doing its job! Not that bad.

But the worst I have every had? Hmmm, GAS

Grain
Apple Schnapps
Squirt

there was too much grain...WOW, could start a few cars with that

From Roger Creager!!

Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind,
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous; tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
It’s the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.



and on the live CD it's not Neck..

ragtopW wrote:

keynorthwestprthd wrote:
Irish Cream and Lime Juice (it starts to curddle)

isn't that a Cement mixer??

you are correct, it just looks gross everytime I have to make one.

ragtopW wrote:

karat wrote:I have been wanting a good Margarita...so I have used (made from the can) limeade, with Gold Tequila and a splash of triple sec, it is doing its job! Not that bad.

But the worst I have every had? Hmmm, GAS

Grain
Apple Schnapps
Squirt

there was too much grain...WOW, could start a few cars with that

From Roger Creager!!

Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind,
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous; tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
It’s the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.



and on the live CD it's not Neck..

Everclear and grape kool aid with lots and lots of sugar

ragtopW wrote:What is the worst drink you have ever made..
the very thought of mixing the ingredients made you shiver..

I will start..


"Kaluha and Tomato juice"

" and HOLD the lime it will just ruin the drink"

Me.. "Too late"

BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I even cringe a bit when people order red beer (tomato juice and beer).

keynorthwestprthd wrote:I even cringe a bit when people order red beer (tomato juice and beer).

That's pretty gross too! the only thing that should be mixed with tomato juice is spices, lemon and vodka to make a nice bloody!

better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!

of course i would not do that

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!

of course i would not do that

no NEVER!!!!

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:better then the bartender's special , at the end of the night they take the bar mat and pour it in a shot glass

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!

of course i would not do that

no NEVER!!!!

I love you Christine, but up here, they call that a "Jersey Turnpike". I did have a regular in NY who would bring his own clamato juice to flavor his beer, but beyond that, I didn't let morons order drinks. I hate to sound like an a**, but I'm too good at what I do to let people drink crap.

popcornjack wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey at the end of the night , broke and it is free

I used to bartend and i never saw anyone do that!

of course i would not do that

no NEVER!!!!

I love you Christine, but up here, they call that a "Jersey Turnpike". I did have a regular in NY who would bring his own clamato juice to flavor his beer, but beyond that, I didn't let morons order drinks. I hate to sound like an a**, but I'm too good at what I do to let people drink crap.

bar snob